Couple flaunts their stuff in Mt. Tabor reservior

So I'm a little behind in posting this story about naked people splashing in our drinking water, butt I am catching up today.  The Portland Tribune says they were caught "red-handed", butt from the sounds of it their hands were probably blue from the cold.  I'm sure there was little else to be impressed with, given the effect of cold water on male anatomy.  Then there's the Seinfeld question of was "good naked" or "bad naked".  Maybe the security officers from the Portland Bureau of water would be good enough to post the security tape on YouTube and let us all decide.

Read the Portland Tribune's story.

Read The Oregonian's story.